interesting conversations

Excerpt from what I heard on the way up the elevator just now... (and when I say excerpt, I mean everything that was said).

Players:
Girl 1 -- Late teens, early twenties female, dyed blonde hair. Presumably the elder sister of girl 2
Girl 2 -- 10 year old gir. Brown hair. Wearing a shirt that read "Blondes have more fun."

Girl 1 leans against the side of the elevator, with hand to her mouth. In her hand is her mobile phone.

Girl 2: Why are you always biting your cell phone?
Girl 1: (Annoyed) I'm not biting it.
Girl 2: Then why do you always have it in your mouth?
(Pause...)
Girl 1: Because I'm in love with it.